Now with 40% more bugs

The workforce platform built by someone who clearly shouldn't have.

Scheduling, payroll, and time tracking — all guessed, none reconciled, zero of it your fault when it goes wrong. Probably.

No credit card required. No functioning software either.
Trust Score: 61% and dropping
app.incompetentmanagement.com/dashboard
On Floor Now
unclear, honestly
Approval Center
14
14 pending · 0 ever resolved
Est. Payroll (Wk)
$—
confidence: low
Jim clocked in from a different building2m ago
System scheduled two people, zero for tomorrow1h ago
Tyler clocked out. Never clocked in.3h ago
As seen on (a laptop, once)
Bizz Weekly* The Daily Overhead* Startups That Shouldn't* Grindr's Cousin App, HustleCore*
*none of these publications exist or have heard of us
Features

Everything a real platform has. Technically.

We built all the same buttons as the competent version. We just didn't connect most of them to anything.

🗓️

Auto-Generated Scheduling

One click fills your whole week. Coverage score usually comes back negative, which we didn't know was mathematically possible either.

Coverage: -217%
🕐

Time Clock & Kiosk

Employees punch in from wherever they feel like. We log it exactly as reported, no follow-up questions asked.

Accuracy: vibes-based
💵

Payroll Estimator

One button calculates your full week's payroll. It is very often negative. We have chosen not to look into why.

Confidence: low
🔔

Notification Center

Real-time alerts that never stop, never resolve, and never explain what they're actually alerting you to.

132+ unread, climbing
🔁

Shift Swap Approvals

Approve and Deny are both wired up. They just do the opposite of what the button says. Every time. On purpose, now.

Reliability: inverted
👤

Employee Portal

A clean, professional login screen for a system that, once inside, guesses most of the numbers your team sees.

Reality: optional
Reviews

Trusted by people who ran out of other options

We didn't cherry-pick these. We just don't have many more.

★★☆☆☆
"It scheduled my night manager for a 12AM–12AM shift. Twice. I don't know what to tell you."
DR
Dana R.
Owner, family diner
★★★☆☆
"Payroll came back negative three weeks running. On the plus side, I now check it obsessively, which I suppose is engagement."
MK
Marcus K.
Shop foreman
★★☆☆☆
"I clicked Deny on a shift swap. It got approved. I have stopped clicking anything in this software."
JT
Jordan T.
Dispatch lead
Leave a rating. Go on.
Pricing

Pick a plan. It won't change anything.

Every tier includes the exact same broken core. Higher tiers just cost more to be disappointed at.

Starter
$0/mo
// up to 5 employees, most of whom will show up
  • Guessed payroll
  • Inverted shift swaps
  • Support (theoretical)
  • Coverage that adds up
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Scale
$149/mo
// for businesses ready to be disappointed at scale
  • Everything above, unchanged
  • A dedicated account manager (us, ignoring you)
  • Priority access to more bugs, first
  • Peace of mind
Talk to Sales
Okay, real talk

This one's a joke. The bugs above are real bugs I built on purpose to be funny.

The one I actually run — Competent Management — does scheduling, payroll, time clock, and shift swaps for real: correctly, on purpose, every time. Built for small manufacturing, warehouse, restaurant, and dispatch teams by someone who got tired of spreadsheets.

See Competent Management →